her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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