If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Who died my cat blue again?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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