This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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