took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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