Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
my shit smells like andre
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
This is my gift to your gina
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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