I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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