WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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