i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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