That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
the raccoons are back...
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