That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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