Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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