I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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