so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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