So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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