physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Couch. On fire.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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