Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night

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(904): View more from Florida

Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea

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(480): View more from Arizona

Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.

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(845): View more from New York

she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.

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(513): View more from Ohio

We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it

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(785): View more from Kansas

Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.

(1-785): View more from Kansas

What does that mean?

(785): View more from Kansas

Internet is down.

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