I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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