I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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