we have officially lost it.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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