There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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