he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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