Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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