It's Friday. Sex?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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