Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
