im about as happy as oj after his trial
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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