Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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