We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Are we still banned from the library?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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