Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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