She said her name was "party"
Say something about gay babies.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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