it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize