You work out of a Hotel?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
