thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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