Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You coming home soon, man?
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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