The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
