I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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