what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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