i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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