Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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