my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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