No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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