And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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