I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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