i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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