you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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