Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I need a beard to bite.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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