and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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