I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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