real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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