I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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