He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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