Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
either way he was missing a nipple.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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