hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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