At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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