Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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