if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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