so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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